*Have you ever been obsessed with anyone?

I had a junior-high crush on a guy named Joe. I knew he didn’t even like me. One time I called him and I cried and I was like, “I just love you soooo much.” He took my virginity but he did it in such a way you could tell he didn’t really like me.

*What’s the weirdest animal you’ve ridden?

I haven’t ridden a weird animal but I’ve ridden a dog.

*What breed was it and how old were you?

I was 19 or 20 and it was a St Bernard.

*And you were 19 or 20?