What’s the weirdest animal you’ve ever ridden?

Does a human count?

You’d better not mean it in a ‘having sex’ way.

No, no, that’s not what I mean.

Why did you ride a human being?

It was a spur-of-the-moment riding-a-human-being kind of time. I had to get somewhere quickly.

How far did you ride this person?

Just a couple of minutes. It was Corey from the band. He didn’t mind. There was no damage. He’s a strong boy.

Do you have any recurring dreams?

I have really fucked-up dreams. I had a pretty nasty one that’s not recurring but stuck in my mind. I’m in a bathtub and constantly crapping all this butcher’s meat.