What’s the weirdest animal you’ve ever ridden?
I rode an elephant when I was about ten or eleven. It’s a very bizarre sight, seeing a fat kid on an elephant. I’m sure the elephant was like, ‘Why isn’t this relationship reversed?’

Do you have any fetishes?
No, I’m actually kind of boring. I’m not one of those dudes that likes to see chicks wearing high heels and crushing hamsters, and I’m not into leather or being tied up. I guess I’ve got a food fetish, but I don’t work that into sex at all.

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever had in your mouth?
You’d be hard pressed to say that an asshole’s a strange thing to have in your mouth…it’s part of fooling around with a chick.