You know Jim Bowen, him from Bullseye, Bullseye repeats and now this interview. You know, “Super, smashing, great!” and “Look at what you could have won!” No? You must be under thirty-five.

Have you ever seen a ghost?
No, it’s all bollocks.

So you don’t even believe them a little?
It’s bollocks. I walk away from people that claim to have seen ghosts. They need help. It’s all rubbish. It’s like fortune tellers or astrologers. They all need putting in a box with Arthur Scargill and Lord Longford and being pushed down the Bristol Channel in a canoe.

You don’t believe in astrologers either?!