Do you believe in past lives?

No, but my mother thinks she used to be a black woman.

Maybe you inherited huge cock genes then.

Well, when I was a kid I used to play in the bath with my G.I. Joes and pretend my penis was a Loch Ness monster.

Or perhaps that’s where you get your back sense of humour.

The dumbest joke I ever heard was from my dad when I was litle . He asked me if I wanted to hear a dirty joke, then said “A white horse fellin a mud puddle”. I spent years trying to figure it out – was it some kind of rude code?