Until recently, puppet sex meant little more than a fisting by a man who kept you in a box most of the time. Not pleasant. But a troupe of puppeteers in Buenos Aires is now treating diners at a local restaurant to the rare site of proper puppet sexual escapades. Basically, it’s a soft and furry live sex show.

Argentine quintet 69 A La Cabeza are the people making deviant dreams come true. And they’re soon to debut their latest work of porno puppetry at Te Mataré Ramirez aphrodisiac restaurant in the capital’s trendy Palermo district.

Actors Mayra Carlos, Carolina Tejeda, Cecilia Villamil, Sebastián Terragni and Ariel Bottor have already given restaurant-goers weird boners with their previous show Hot Puppets, in which foam rubber people no bigger than a fifteen-year-old Tom Cruise appear in a series of sketches.

It starts off innocently enough: boy meets girl at a fancy dress party; a maid serves a late-night whisky to the lord of the manor; a policeman rescues a damsel in distress. But it’s not long before things get decidedly lewd and rude. Soon the party scene descends into Wonder Woman humping the life out of a male partygoer, the lordship showing the maid her place is bent over in front of him, and the policeman is taking down the damsel’s particulars.  

In one particularly climactic scene, that classic porn staple of buff young plumber arriving to fix the sink of a randy housewife in fluffy pink dressing gown is given a new twist. The scene climaxes in a sexual free-for-all when the husband catches them in flagrante and exacts a twisted revenge.

The puppet masters of 69 A La Cabeza’s often end up out of breath, intertwined with their foam rubber subjects but still manage to eke out every orgasm with curiously ecstatic precision. And when the curtain goes up on new show, it’s a sure bet that their old-fashioned smut with a twist will have diners’ jaws on the floor.