Wow! Our new issue is the most eye-popping ever! Burlesque legend Dita Von Teese stars in her hottest and weirdest photo shoot ever, and talks about her life in the world of showgirls.

PLUS Bizarre joins Bearlesque – the biggest, hairiest, campest burly-q troupe in the world. And we name the ten hottest burlesque acts in the UK. Plus we scrabble around in the dust to bring you the real history of UK burlesque, and the dark lives of old-time American showgirls.

AND Grotesque burlesque – blood soaked, zebra-head wearing, punk rock sexy fun.

MORE: A man drills his own head, bullfigh bingo jailbirds, dead wife on a moped, HUGELY fat monkeys, amazing electricity gallery, sand Darth Vader, shocking smoking pictures, Coney Island reunion, New York Tattoo Convention, Miss Exotic world galleries.

AND: A man nests halfway up a skyscraper, motorbike hearses, How Bizarre is Wednesday 13?, the most shocking Genki pictures so far, fetish fashion, tons of real-life Ultra Vixens, your tattoos, weird suspension pictures, and our Proud To Be Different campaign steps up and up.

PLUS: We speak to Sid Haig, Mandy Lane director Jonathan Levine, Monotonix, The Sugars, and let you know what we thought of Download…

And bucketfuls more… You know you love it, you dirty, dirty little creatures…