We want to know about the weirdest, oddest, most ridiculous and most depraved porn sites the internet has to offer.

If you accidentally stumble across any of this sort of filth, examine it, write about it, send it to us and we'll feature it.

Also, we're thinking about publishing some twisted erotic fiction. Anything that might give readers the horn and make them laugh or puke at the same time. Are you up for it? Write it, send it to us.

All contributions to bizarreweb@dennis.co.uk, please.
Thanks.

*SUBMISSIONS TO BE NO LONGER THAN 600 WORDS*