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Builder hires bodyguard at £6 per hour to save him from psycho seagulls

'Experts say the birds are merely defending their nests but victim Colin said they go too far. He said the last straw came when he needed two stitches in a cut to the back of his head after he was targeted while loading roof timber onto a pulley.

"I felt like I'd been shot in the skull and when I when I touched my hair it was streaming with blood. I looked around and I was surrounded in a cloud of feathers - that was it, something had to be done."

Colin said he could just about afford to fork out the minimum wage for a personal bodyguard.'

 

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