Everyone’s heard the old urban legend about the disgruntled worker at (insert whatever fast-food chain you want) who decides to put a little of himself into his work. According to some urban legend stats, there’s up to four different samples of semen in a *McDonald’s burger.

The legacy continues with a recent case where a seventeen year old has been forced to pay $750 and perform 120 hours community service after adding “bodily fluid based contaminant” to the salad dressing at his high school cafeteria.

The judge condemned his actions as being “beyond stupid”, and forced him t work with an AIDs agency during his community service.