A 77 year-old Chinese lady finally had her recurring headaches cured when surgeons removed a rusty old bullet that had been stuck in her brain for the past 64 years.

The injury was apparently inflicted when the then 13-year old girl, named Jin Guangying, was smuggling supplies to her guerilla father during the Japanese invasion of World War II. She apparently survived the wound because the bullet had first taken a minor detour through a bystander's arm.

Jin has since been celebrating the miraculous disappearance of her headaches, and ceased laying the blame at the foot of cheap painkilling pills...