In a last-ditch attempt to convince their giant pandas to mate, Thailand’s Chiang Mai Zoo staff have been showing them panda pornos. Giant male Chuang Chuang has been so reluctant to give his intended, Lin Hui, the good loving, that staff arranged a mucky movie of a male panda having sex with a female panda.


Truth be told, we’ll have to take their word for that, as gentleman pandas and lady pandas look very alike, and it could just as easily have been a lady panda with a strap-on doing another lady panda, for all we know. Either way, the plan didn’t work and in the end they had to artificially inseminate Lin Hui using Chuang Chuang’s sperm.