Isobel Varley was born in 1937. She’s 70 years old. But she’s not the kind of little old lady who knits doilies and shuffles off sourfacedly to bingo every week. Isobel is the most tattooed pensioner in the world.

Her life consists of being whisked around the world as a guest of honour at international inking conventions, hanging out with people with bolts through their necks and having penises tattooed on the back of her head.

She has spent over £20,000 and 500 hours under the needle, and in 2000, was acknowledged by the Guinness Book Of World Records as ‘The World’s Most Tattooed Senior Woman’.

Read Bizarre's exclusive, shocking interview with Isobel in our new issue. Out now!