Lady Catalina coped admirably when one of her nipple pasties flew off during her audition; she continued her fan dance with utter professionalism and without missing a beat. But we haven’t picked her to perform at the Ball out of charity; Catalina’s choreography is elegant and precise, and she engages with her audience using plenty of eye contact and smiles. Plus, we’re sure audiences will appreciate that her body’s more killer than Jack The Ripper and Charles Manson combined.



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