This pulling power move says: "I will suck anything if there's a free drink in it for me"

"Hi, I'm more of a bitch than I let on... sorry, I mean, Hi, my friends call me Charlie"

For some single 40-somethings, clubs are just gyms where they let you get naked

"So I'm just going to wrap you up, and I'll put you in the box and Fed-Ex you immediately"

Should Mr Criminally Underdressed No Talent really be that close to food and drink?

"Help me. I've lost my parents. I haven't eaten in three days. Please."