Guess what,this glove is made out of real bacofoil. I roasted a chicken in it before I came out, mmm

If only everyone from finishing school could see me now. 'Least likely to succeed' - ha!

"OK, OK, you were right; we can have fun without going to The Rocky Horror Picture Show"

It never ceases to amaze me the lengths people will go to to keep hold of a hot, semi-naked girlfriend