STP: "My idea of romance is a cardigan, slippers, pipe and my hunting dogs. I'm hoping for a gorgeous horny blond in the new year."

Kittie: "My ultimate sex symbol is Bettie Page. But I've always had a crush on Herr Flick, the Gestapo guy from 'Allo 'Allo..."

Angie: "This place is always full of interesting people - some more than others. The cross-dresser providing a certain service with the 'rabbit' seems to be quite popular with the ladies!"

Adam: "I think my romance chromosome is missing but I'd make an exception for Tempest Storm from the early burlesque era. She just oozes sex."

Dolenta: "My worst date was with a guy whose cock was so small that the condoms wouldn't stay on. Sadly, we couldn't get past that."

Jodie and Lucy. Jodie: "Angelina Jolie is so hot. Knives, blood - she's the Devil!" Lucy: "Gwen Stefani could dig the spikes of her heels into me any day!"

Rob: "I was in a gay club and I sucked every cock in the place. I saw one guy and I thought no-one will do him, so I was all, "I'll do it for you mate!'"

Steph: "I first tried out bondage a few weeks ago, so I'm a bondage virgin. I like it because you don't have to hold yourself up and it's a release. I'd love to be tied up on Valentine's Day."

Roy: "I'm a submissive male and I've been on the scene for about five years. I'd like to find a mistress to play with, to tie me up and whip me."

Paul and Lady Selena. Lady Selena: "We've been on the scene eight years. At first I found it hard to punish him, but then it was like a switch flicked and I'm much more comfortable with it now."

Mark: "My favourite sex toy is an electric butt plug that sends a current across the sphincter, it's a lovely toy to play with. It's only three or four volts - not powered by the mains!"

Mistress Chloe and Jennifer. Mistress Chloe: "I've been a professional dominatrix for five years. Sometimes an overweight, sweaty and unwashed slob will come in and grunt 'I want anal'..."

Jezz and Mistress Storm. Mistress Storm: "We've been together five months after meeting on the net. I've never had a negative experience on the scene as I'm dominant and like chains..."

Angel: "I'm a bit of an in-yer-face kind of person. If you dress like this then you've got to have a bit of attitude. I'm married and my wife is really cool about it, but my parents don't know!"

Marnie: "I love to wrestle, literally, with my absolutely gorgeous boyfriend. That's my idea of real romance."

Rose: "My ideal date would be a weekend in a dungeon. I'm hoping for fame, fortune and happiness in 2005."

D: "My last girlfriend turned out to be allergic to me. Every time we met she got eczema. It became impossible. A great pity."