You told me that Yeovil might as well be named ‘Yeoviltine’; that like the malty drink, this sleepy South West town would send me straight to the land of nod. But whilst undoubtedly overshadowed by the neighbouring festival town of Glastonbury, and more obvious attractions like Stonehenge and the Cheddar Gorge, Yeovil’s still got more freakery to its name than simply being an anagram of ‘Yo Evil’. How do you fancy two Ultra Vixens, a tattoo of a Tefal toaster, voodoo dolls and a racoon todger? I dug up all this and more before the sun had set on Somerset…

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Devil’s Den of Tattoos
My ink-ling that Devil’s Den tat artists Wayne, Sumo and Pete might have been in a magazine before was right: they appeared in Horse and Hound after decorating a Channel 4 Racing presenter.